You have reached full Celeb Status.
You know your shit when it comes to all things relevant to your business and have graduated from ‘WB-U’ with honours. But Alana isn’t ready to say good bye and she wants to play Goon of Fortune still and chat about the good old days. You are uber celebrant now and might not want to be slogging your guts out so much but would always be keen to chat to new leads. We would love to offer you an exclusive package that has all the coaching and stuff stripped out of it. You don’t really need that stuff anymore (cos – you are a uber celebrant who knows shit!) but you want to still benefit from the directory feature and marketing on social media.
We recommend the ‘Repeat Bangers’ Discounted Membership Option for foundling and convicted bangers only. Must have participated in the club for 2 years to be eligible.